Who's the crazy bloggin' man
That's spreadin' sense across the land?
Ya damn right!
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
They say this cat LEAV is a bad mother...
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
-But I'm talkin' 'bout LEAV!
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He's a complicated man
And no one understands him but his woman
ANNA LEAV! she's a liberal...
An homage to one of my many inspirational influences, Mr. Isaac Hayes. For those who don't know, these lyrics are an altered version of the theme from SHAFT, a popular movie character in the 1970's. Yeah, Samuel Jackson updated the character in 2000, but he's not Richard Roundtree, the guy who I thought played the BIGGEST and BADDEST hero of that era.
Update 03/15/06: Isaac Hayes has quit south Park over a spoof of Scientology.
Gordon Parks, who created Shaft, has died.
Sad news all around.